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Testing this forum sense of humor.......

For pet lovers................

To be posted VERY LOW on the
>> refrigerator door - nose height.
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>> Dear Dogs and Cats,
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>> The dishes with the paw print are yours
>> and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and
>> contain my food.
>> Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my
>> plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish,
>> nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
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>> The stairway was not designed by NASCAR
>> and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the
>> object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you
>> can run.
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>> I cannot buy anything bigger than a king
>> sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will
>> continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort.
>> Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It
>> is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched
>> out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails
>> straight out and having tongues hanging out the other
>> end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
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>> For the last time, there is not a secret exit from
>> the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and
>> manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary toclaw, whine,
>> meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the
>> edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same
>> door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years
>> --canine or feline attendance is not required.
>>
>> The proper order is... kiss me, then go
>> smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this
>> enough!
>>
>> To pacify you, my dear pets, I have
>> posted the following message on our front door:
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>> To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to
>> Complain About Our Pets :
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>> 1. They live here. You don't.
>>
>> 2. If you don't want their hair on your
>> clothes, stay off the furniture.
>> (That's why they call it 'fur-niture.)
>>
>> 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like
>> most people.
>>
>> 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an
>> adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on
>> all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
>>
>> Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they
>>
>> 1. Eat less
>> 2. Don't ask for money all the time
>> 3 Are easier to train
>> 4. Normally come when called
>> 5. Never ask to drive the car
>> 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
>> 7. Don't smoke or drink
>> 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
>> 9. Don't want to wear your clothes
>> 10. Don't need billions of dollars for college,
>> and...
>> 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children
 

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Ha I have an american bulldog that enjoyes the taste of tobacco spit as well.. thats really weird. If I leave a spitter laying around even with the lid on he will just lick it all day... Jet Skiing??
 

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Interesting.. Hey eze, is your AB pretty crazy, and always the "WatchDog"? Especially when you are at home? Mine is the Scott type, not Johnson type. I'm trying to see if there are trait differences in the types, or not. My Dog is the 1st AB for me, but probably not the last. The Dog (Max) has provided plenty of amusement to me, but he is a "Hard Head". Have you ever seen a Dog eat a complete Snapping Turtle? To my amazement I have witnessed this! I think that the Johnson line is more normal (Less Bully) than the Scott line. It's cool that we share common interests beyond Jeeps.
 

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I gotta be honest I have no Idea what line he is from. It was a stray dog that my brother in law picked up. He already has two dogs and two little girls. One which is a new born. Clearly he didnt really have room for another dog so my dad and I decided to take him in. The vet said he is probably around two years old.

I dont know if he was treated poorly by his previous owner or what but he is very quiet and shy. He is very loving but when there is alot going on in the house he always finds his little hiding spot. He's a great dog tho.
 

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I have a pet parrot named Jade. Who knew that the term, "eats like a bird" could drive you to bankruptcy buying bird food. She demands that I hold her at night until her eyes are so heavy she can't keep them open any more. That is something my wife used to demand as well.

Jade loves to go on long trips. By long I mean week long vacations. Much of the time she will sit on my shoulder and just watch the world go by. Fortunately sitting on my shoulder is one trait my wife never had.

Of course I would never leave Jade alone in a hot car. This means that now instead of stopping at TGI Friday, or Olive Garden my wife or I will dash into a fast food joint. We seem to get to our destinations much faster now.

Jade will have an occasional accident and let go with a tiny bomb on my shirt. We have come to an agreement about this however. I don't complain about her accidents and she doesn't complain about my fondness for burritos.

Jade is a bird of very discriminating taste she loves my Jeep Compass, she can't stand a friends Scion. Smart bird.
 

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Another Parrot

There you go . . . my parrot, quirby the quaker, loves to ride in the car, as well as walk our dog, Maxie the Miniture Schnauzer with me.
Likes to scare people we pass walking by letting out a screeeeeeech.
 

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You all know my theory about posting and talking without pictures.................so in order to start something here.............please feel free to post a picture of your favorite pet...........Alive or not !!!!!

So here goes...........race is a Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier, name is Ruffles and he is 11 years old..............still acts like a puppy..............but not for long anymore, he gets tired............ like the old man now.................. LOL

 

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Great shot Lew............Jade looks huge............obviously on the right page.........keep them coming........
 

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Here's mine on Christmas morning, happily chewing a pig's ear -


She's a Jeep dog. She loves to ride up front with her paws on the dash. The only problem with that is I have to clean noseprints off the windshield if I stop suddenly!
 

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This is i2canoe's pet unfortunately it has to ride on the roof. Either that or they have some really unusual hats up north.



Or maybe for really deep water crossings he just flips it over.

Maybe it's a local law that all roofs have to be red. Yellow ones get a ticket. :eek:

Ok I'm empty..... someone elses turn.
 

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Thank's CL . . . you got me!

BTW . . . the red tripper is a Canadian thing, eh?
Most of us won't leave home with out one.
 

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Now u r freaking me out. . . . .lol
 

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Why the ring around its leg though??
 

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Indicates that it was bred in captivity and not captured in the wild. Sort of like a VIN.

BigD are you going to start a new breed? "Jeep Dog"?

i2canoe said eh. I will not make fun of that as long as you do not make fun of me saying ya'all. The plural of which is all ya'all.

Ffl I see nothing here to indicate that anyone in this forum has ANY sense...... of humor.
 
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